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The Unit, Amia Miley I know you guys were concerned over whether or not the newest and most contemptible "Jersey Shore" cast member, single-celled organism "The Unit," (whose real name I neither know nor care to know), was there last night, so good news! He was, with nice young girl porn actress Amia Miley in tow. Honestly, sweetheart, dating The Unit is a far, far bigger stain on your character than being violated on-camera for money. And yes, there was a photo of him without a giant chunk of whatever (Red Man chewing tobacco? Edible 'roids?) in his cheek. This one just seemed more honest.
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