"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Rocking The Kasbah With Sir Richard Branson & Friends

Of course, while the event was an unqualified success, we do have to discuss one little bit of unpleasantness: Kevin Connolly's mustache. Look, Kevin. I know it's Movember, and I know that as a 37-year-old who looks 17, you probably feel like you have to prove yourself a lot. Let me be the first to tell you, this is not the way to do that. You look like you're in a school play or something. Please, for your own sake, wash that thing off before Burt Reynolds shows up at your front door and rips it off your face.