"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Rocking The Kasbah With Sir Richard Branson & Friends

And of course, wherever Kyle goes, her niece Paris Hilton can't be too far behind. Let's actually take a second to consider the implications of the fact that these two are related. Think about your own family's Thanksgiving, and how prone to bickering, hurt feelings and general insanity you can get when blunted on whiskey and tryptophan. Now, picture the Hilton family's Thanksgiving table. Does Kyle throw the turkey into the pool because nobody wants to hear her talk about getting back into acting? Does Paris eat one bite of cranberry sauce and go straight to texting and blowing lines off of her dinner plate? Is there one "normal" Hilton family member that's an accountant from Ypsilanti and is seriously regretting flying out? The world needs to know.