Melissa Joan Hart is kind of like Hollywood's version of
Supermom, so of course I figured her kids would get tons of Barbie dolls, if that's what they wanted. But when I read that article, I realized that both of her kids are boys. So either she's expecting, in which case we broke the story and I want credit, or maybe those boys are getting, um, a little too much attention.
Writing that just made me think about last week's "Boardwalk Empire" and now I feel kind of gross. Thanks, Barbie.