DON'T Get a Nipple Ring
Fair is fair, I called out the tape girl, so I'd better call this inkmaster out too. You know how when you're at the gym, it's really easy to accidentally catch the iPod cord and violently rip your headphones out of your ears? You know how that's the worst feeling in the world? Yeah, now imagine doing that with your own nipple ring. Guys, don't get nipple rings.