"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The Alarmingly Low Key Fashions Of The 2011 CMT Artists Of The Year Show

For example: if the CMT Awards aren't trying to cross over, then why in the world would they be hosted by Rob Lowe? Don't get me wrong, I love the guy, but he's a lifelong Democrat, a teetotaler, and the star of most über-liberal Blue Staters' favorite show of all time. He is also apparently the last guy in America to get the memo about the second side pocket on the blazer being garish and awful. Seriously Rob, it's like the cargo pants of suit coats. Just don't do it.