There's just so much going on here, from the initial idea that Han & Chewie should be re-imagined as "stylish" and "sexy" to the conclusion that Ed Hardy and fake Gucci would be the way to accomplish this. I don't know if there's such a thing as an intergalactic trailer park, but if there is, I'm guessing these guys' Millennium Falcon is up on space-age cinder blocks in the front yard.