"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The Glory Of Victory At Lingerie Bowl IX

As you may know from our coverage of the DirecTV Celebrity Beach Bowl, I am dealing with the fallout of my football team losing to a quarterback who looks like a cartoon dog by pretending that it didn't happen. As far as I'm concerned, I spent Sunday inhaling spraypaint and eating tablespoons of nutmeg, and if anyone asks me about "The Big Game," I'm just going to assume they're talking about Lingerie Bowl IX in Las Vegas, where the Los Angeles Temptation defeated the Philadelphia Passion 28-6. Hey, we won!

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