"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The Grown-Up Kids Party

Ah, to be in The Cobrasnake's entourage. Your primary responsibility is simply to do fun things that he can photograph, so as long as you don't plan on doing lame things, like having a job or reading or anything, you're so in! In their latest exploits, our favorite party kids tackle the beloved trope of the Childrens' Birthday Party. Everybody knows kids parties are way more fun than adults, who have "birthday dinners," where 10 or more people spend an hour and a half fighting over how to split a check. Hey numbnuts, we don't care whether you got to try any of the lettuce cups or not, just kick in an extra five dollars FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY. Anyway, children's parties were clearly superior, and dor Cobra Snake pal Juju Sorelli's birthday, there was a cake, face-painting, some kids-style treats, a Cat in a Hat, and lots of grown-up party favors (vodka and cigarettes, duh). Check it out: