"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The Secret Work You're Doing At A Labor Day Pool Party At The Roosevelt

You're Showing Off Your Ink

You've probably heard it said that now that everyone has tattoos, there's no point in getting one yourself because it won't stand out. This misses the point entirely. Now that everyone has tattoos, they're like sunglasses or underwear. Everyone has those, too, but it doesn't mean you get to just opt out entirely. A pool party is like a trunk show for tattoos. Study these other people carefully, and don't half-ass your own plans for getting inked up. Or else you're going to end up with the Cadillac script in huge letters down your side. Is that what you want?