"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" The World Naked Bike Ride Rolls Through L.A.'s Eastside

There was at least one unfortunate incident where two riders were assaulted by some as-of-yet uncaptured assholes yelling homophobic slurs. This is obviously completely shameful and unacceptable behavior, and keeping these naked bike-riding lunatics safe from physical assault is clearly a necessary goal, but also, based on those crazy strong cyclist protection laws they passed last year, won't that guy be able to sue his attackers for an insane amount of money? This could turn out to be the most lucrative naked bike ride ever. [via @caticatang]