Yeah, if you didn't feel like dropping four figures on a Disney super pass or if your parents didn't love you enough to get you cast in a TV show when you were 2 years old, your only real bet was to pop down your Mickey Mouse blanket (only $59.99 at the Disney Store!) and try to catch some Zz's while the sounds of the rich and pretty people riding the rides ahead of you echoed in your ears. This is not a fun thing to do, for basically the same reason that brothels don't have waiting rooms. You don't really want to make eye contact with the guy ahead of you as he's leaving, do you?
[via @smartwatermelon, @thegeoker]