"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Throwing Down In Vegas With Kate Upton & The Ladies Of The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Jessica Gomes I like Jessica Gomes, not only because she's stupid hot, but also because she's supposedly the voice that says "Maybach Music" in a sultry Australian accent at the beginning of all of Rick Ross' songs. Rick Ross is an often questionable rapper, but as a comedian, he is without peer. Jessica was also the face of Diddy's "Unforgivable" fragrance, a name that would be much, much funnier if Khloe and Lamar hadn't one-upped him with "Unbreakable," the unisex fragrance for the man or woman who wants to smell like plastic surgery and Del Taco.