"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Ubisoft, Rock The Vote & DJ Skee Throw DTLA a Patriotic Party for "Art of the Assassin"

One weird thing about the Revolutionary War motif at this exact moment in time– great timing to release it this summer, when the London Olympics has just wrapped up more successfully than even the most sunny pundits figured it would and American-British good feelings are at a relative recent high. Thank God Assassin's Creed is here to remind us that beneath that friendly tea-and-crumpet exterior lies an evil group of lobsterbacks who will surely invade again at their earliest chance, and then probably dump all our delicious coffee in the harbor and try to raise taxes or something. Really, when you think about it, the Romney/Ryan budget plan is our only hope, right? Right? [via @wiseguy626]