"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Why Is Drake So Sad? (And Other Thoughts On The Google Music Launch Party)

I really like the new Drake album, but I have a question: why is Drake so sad? Look, I recognize that his honest prospective on his own behavior is considered refreshingly different for mainstream hip-hop, but we're talking about a child actor from Canada here. What's he got to be so sad about? Is it because of the school shooting that put him in that wheelchair? I'm just saying, Drake, I would never tell you to change your style, but in light of the millions of dollars you're making, is it really that big a deal that you've grown distant from your high school girlfriend or whatever? We might have to call that the cost of doing business and move on.