"Best $2k I Ever Spent" Wolfgang Gartner Spins the Grand Opening of Lure Hollywood

If you were lucky enough to get in (and as you can see, many people were not, turning the street outside into a densely packed club of its own), you couldn't help but notice a comprehensively decorated interior with laser lights galore, huge glowing orbs overhead, women floating from suspended pods on the ceiling (more on that later), and booming bass. In light beer terms, that's like having a frost-brew liner, a punch tab, blue mountains, a vortex wide mouth, and a vent all in the same can. Remarkable. [via @_meganalyse, @emilykthomsen]