...or "Office" star BJ Novak. This doesn't really have anything to do with anything, but I saw BJ do standup once at The Improv. I'm not going to say he was stoned, because that's not something I would have firsthand knowledge of, but let's just say he had a very long conversation with a sock puppet and may or may not have forgotten that anyone else was in the room. I know they say "dance like nobody's watching," but that aphorism may or may not apply to performing standup comedy.