Brandon Davis vs. Lindsay Lohan
Remember Brandon Davis? Of course you don't. But he was one of Paris Hilton's sidekicks, much like Kim Kardashian, only he was unemployed and mysteriously sweaty all the time (cocaine will do that to you). Anyways, it's a safe assumption that Paris and Lindsay were feuding because those girls had beef with everyone. In fact, besides their affinity for fake tanning and crotch shots, they probably had some enemies in common too. TMZ was hounding Paris about Lindsay when she was exiting a club with Brandon. Of course, being a good henchman, Brandon decides to assume the role of Lizzie Grubman and play publicist for his bestie. He went into a tirade about Lindsay's...nether regions, and even called her firecrotch. That wasn't even his most vulgar insult. Days later, Brandon was spotted out wearing a "Team Firecrotch" shirt. Capitalizing off of a drunken rant instead of apologizing for it is a pretty respectable spin zone move, don't you think? We're sure Kitson made a mint off of these tops.
Brandon's rant is too inappropriate to post here, so here's Lindsay Lohan calling Paris a C U Next Tuesday instead!
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