Fergie: Meth
Meth is a horrible, caustic drug for insane hillbillies that's made from sinus medicine and household cleaning products and is usually mixed in bathtubs, RV's in the middle of the New Mexico desert, and occasionally high-tech labs underneath industrial laundry facilities. Habitual users are toothless, pockmarked, easily agitated, and out of their god damned minds.
Here's a picture of Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, the 2nd worst band in the history of music (I never thought they'd give up the throne, but way to go LMFAO, you really earned it), peeing in her pants on stage. Her admitted meth addiction was supposedly over with at this point, and I'll take her word for it, but it's a long road back from crank to Classy, and we may not be all the way yet. Hang in there, girl.
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