Lady Gaga's $50,000 Ghostbusting Machine
To be as fair as I have any interest in being to Lady Gaga, the $50,000 that she reportedly spent on ghost-detecting equipment probably wouldn't even fill up Tamara Ecclestone's crystal tub with Perrier Jouet. But at least you can, like, take a bath in a bathtub, making it a functional, if wildly overpriced, piece of equipment. In stark contrast, every penny spent on an "
Electro-Magnetic Field Reader" is, well, a complete and utter waste.
I'm not even going to go so far as to challenge whether or not ghosts are real; I've lived in two houses that are/were supposedly haunted and I've never seen anything, but whatever. I will absolutely challenge that Lady freaking Gaga would have any contact with the spirit world whatsoever. Remember in
Beetlejuice how
Alec Baldwin and
Geena Davis just want to be left alone and they only hire
Michael Keaton when they have no choice because the living people are threatening their spot in the attic? Well, if I were a ghost looking to spend my eternity in peace, there's no way in hell I'm interacting with this ghastly glam-tranny unless I have no choice whatsoever.
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