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Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker Seduces The Crowd And His Amp?
Pulp front man Jarvis Cocker got himself and the crowd all hot and bothered at his Coachella 2012 Friday Weekend 1 performance. Where do I begin? You might say the Pulp set was more like a month-long relationship rather than a concert. At first, Cocker wooed the audience by feeding them grapes and chocolates. Then he flattered them:
"We've gotten to know each other a bit, and you seem really nice. We met at the disco, then we kissed a little bit, and now I'm going to have to penetrate you!"
He held good on his promise. In true rock star form, he took off his jacket and tie, then sashayed over to his favorite amp on stage and proceeded to sensually mount it. He also crawled down to the floor of the stage and humped that, too.  Judging by the screams in the audience it seems they were happy to go along for the home run.
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