"First show I saw that night was some band called Pulp. Didn't think I'd be down, but I have so much love now for that dude Jarvis COCKer (LOLz), especially when he was humping the stage, I think crapped myself. Then we cruised over to M83 which I lowkey love and found this disgrace you see above. Who sleeps at Coachella?? Seriously though, I had dirty Pampers, was three vodka and Pedialytes deep, and I'm a baby. WAKE THE FUCK UP, FOOL!!!!"