Roger Sterling (John Slattery)
Aside from the general Charlie Sheen lifestyle choices that will clearly eventually kill him, the other major focal point for Roger last season was the lil' bundle of joy that he "accidentally" popped into former flame Joan after a high-tension mugging (everyone knows post-mugging sex is one of the rarest and most sought after kinds). Since Joan's decided to keep the baby and tell her stuck-in-'Nam husband that the baby's his, Roger's going to have some serious explaining to do when the tyke comes out with silver hair and smelling like cocktail olives. Towards the end of the season, his hilarious memoir
Sterling's Gold will become a best-seller in Finland, setting up a hilarious fish-out-of-water sitcom for Slattery and Matt Weiner to jump to if the whole "Mad Men" thing gets too exhausting. Also, look for
secret hipster John Slattery to try to sneak as many Hot Chip songs into the show as possible.
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