9. In other seriously wack baby fashion news, Kourtney Kardashian has a new vlog, "Kourtney's Mommy Blog" wherein she tackles styling her one-year-old. I feel lightheaded from the mass suicide that my braincells just committed while watching it. In the debut installment, she encourages moms to accessorize their babies and says Mason has a thing for bowties, just like his Patrick Bateman-y dipshit father Scott Disick. Jesus Christ... [
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