Oh you flyover states never cease to amaze with your absolute insanity and ability to work Satan into any conversation: yesterday someone defaced a North Carolina church sign to read "Beyonce had her baby. Satan is on Earth." What did Blue Ivy ever do to you? [TMZ]
As exit polls reflected, GOP presidential front-runner Mitt Romney wins the New Hampshire primary in an "across-the-board sweep." [LATimes]
Joran van der Sloot, longtime suspect in the Aruba disappearance of Natalee Holloway, pleads guilty to the 2010 murder of 21-year-old Stephany Flores in Lima, Peru. [KABC]
And now the federal government is after Lindsay as the IRS obtains a lien against her for north of $93,000 claiming she never paid her 2009 income taxes. Poor girl is such a victim in this cruel world... FREE LINDSAY! [KTLA]
Bruce Jenner secretly likes to cross-dress and is particularly keen on prancing around in women's lingerie and heels according to Ellen Kardashian, a friend of Bruce Jenner's ex-wife who was once married to the late Robert Kardashian. [Radar]