Zanesville, Ohio is on lockdown as police search for nearly 50 exotic (and dangerous) animals, including cheetahs, lions, bears, and giraffes, let loose from a wild-animal preserve after the owner commits suicide. [Radar]
"Now with the president, he put us in Libya. He is now putting us in Africa," said Michele Bachmann in an attempt to publicly criticize President Obama for recently ordering 100 U.S. troops to defend Uganda against the LRA rebels... except LIBYA IS IN AFRICA, moron! [HuffPo]
The "Mr. Magoo Bandit" AKA Scott James Larson, suspected of 12 California bank robberies, surrenders to FBI in San Diego. [KABC]
Testimony of the prosecution's anesthesiology and propofol expert in the Michael Jackson involuntary manslaughter trial of Conrad Murray resumes today after being suspended last Thursday. [KTLA]
Lindsay Lohan is due back in court today to face Judge Stephanie Sautner for her never-ending, complex probation saga that I've stopped trying to follow. [TMZ]