Anyone wanna carpool? Gas is officially averaging $4/gallon in L.A. [LAT]
Can't imagine why Chris Brown and his publicist have parted ways as everything with him has been going so smoothly [TMZ]
I hate when they mess up my order in the drive-through, but this lady in a bikini got real upset about something at Burger King and things got physical with the employees. In Florida, of course. [KABC]
Lindsay plans to drop the "Lohan" from her name but "that ginger mess" will still do just fine [PE]
Political unrest rages in Syria, government troops open fire on civilians [HuffPo]