How the healthcare bill will affect your diet and tanning habits [CNN]
At least Sandra Bullock had a prenup. [E!]
Lindsay Lohan eats it in a fall that mirrors her career's. [Gawker]
Octomom: Animal Rights Activist? [LA Weekly]
Tim Burton might direct an Addams Family 3-D opus. Johnny Depp's a natural for Cousin It, right? [Deadline]
California releasing many of its inmates... [NYT]
...Just in time for a vote on legalizing weed! [LATimes]