Don't worry about your split from Kat Von D, Jesse James—there's plenty of white trash love in the sea! [HuffPo]
L.A. city council committee approves a motion to phase out red-light cameras throughout the city. [KABC]
McDonald's has plans to make Happy Meals healthier by adding a fruit or vegetable serving and smaller French fry portions. What. The. Hell. [LATimes]
Anders Behring Breivik, the man responsible for the deadly attacks in Norway, deemed in "insane" by lawyer, placed on suicide watch in police custody. [Telegraph]
Mark Ronson, Kelly Osbourne among guests at the intimate London funeral for Amy Winehouse, cause of death yet to be determined. [TMZ]