Eavesdropping In: Jessica White Catfight Update; Blake & Penn Are OVER!; Meg Whitman Booed By 14k Women; Karl Rove Thinks NPR Listeners Are Saddam Hussein; No Real Consequences For Charlie Sheen

Since her arrest for catfighting over a cab after clubbing all night, Sean Penn's lady, supermodel Jessica White lawyers up [Post]

BREAKING: Blake Lively and Penn Badgley split! Take a number, people. [PE]

Meg Whitman booed for refusing to halt negative campaign ads at the largest Women's Conference in the US. In front of Jerry Brown [LATimes]

According to Karl Rove, 45% of NPR listeners were Saddam Hussein. No, like he actually said that! [Politico]

Despite being on probation, Charlie Sheen is basically getting off scot-free from his naked, drunken rage at the Plaza yesterday [TMZ]