Lindsay Lohan will finally have to face the music: jail time for ditching booze ed classes [TMZ]
Mayor Villaraigosa wants you to join the 100,000 participants expected for the May Day march tomorrow [LAT]
...And everyone sighs with relief as Madonna and her fitness guru bury the hatchet [NYPost]
Some poor sap actually paid $42,500 to intern for a week under Anna Wintour at Vogue [Stylelist]
Would you pay $75 for the new square (literally cube-shaped!) watermelons they will retail for? [Huffington Post]