Eavesdropping In: Make Starr Of Alice In Chains Dies; Wally, The Grow House "Watchgator"; Massive Fish Death In Redondo; Charlie Sheen's Real Poetry; Michaele Salahi Booted From "Celebrity Rehab"

by Emily Green · March 9, 2011

    Alice In Chains bassist and former "Celebrity Rehab" cast member Mike Starr dies at 44 of unknown causes [RS]

    Another day, another weed grow house bust, but this time authorities uncovered a 4-foot alligator, a "watchgator", named Wally! [KTLA]

    Millions of fish die in Redondo Beach's King Harbor due to an apparent lack of oxygen, poses a huge cleanup and smell that could take days to clear [KABC]

    We once joked about Charlie Sheen writing poetry, but this is not a joke: behold "F**k It", an original Charlie Sheen poem from '96. Magical stuff. [TMZ]

    Michaele Salahi is so prone to crashing things like White House state dinners, even "Celebrity Rehab" just gave her the boot for being illegitimate [PE]