After having multiple homes foreclosed on and having to star in Drive Angry, we think Nicolas Cage kind of deserves the rare $1 million comic book stolen from him in 2000 back from the man who just found it. [KTLA]
Read all about President Obama's speculated budget proposal to reduce the nation's deficit and Paul Ryan's "Draconian" program cuts... [HuffPo]
Nicki Minaj steps in after Enrique Iglesias jumps ship as the opener for Britney Spears' upcoming tour. [TMZ]
Dear America: your favorite guidos and guidettes will reportedly each earn at least $100,000 per episode for "Jersey Shore" Season 4. [PE]
Catastrophe continues as three powerful aftershocks of 7.1, 6.0, and 5.6 magnitudes strike Japan causing landslides, power outages, further radiation leakage, and few fatalities. [LATimes]