Joran van der Sloot, the lead suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba, is wanted in Peru for murder [KTLA]
Fresh out of rehab (really, he was released Monday), Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis proposed to his longtime beard girlfriend at the Ivy on Robertson yesterday [NYPost]
Helpful and wise as ever, Sarah Palin thinks extreme environmentalists are to blame for the BP gulf oil disaster [Huffington Post]
The LAPD is searching for porn actor Steven Clancy Hill who attacked coworkers with a samurai-like sword on Tuesday night in Van Nuys, killing one [Daily News]
Rush Limbaugh may be heading down the aisle for a fourth time to give married life a go with a blond events coordinator 26 years his junior [Popeater]