Tiger Woods withdraws from The Players Championship after nine holes. [LATimes]
Drunk Ventura hit-and-run driver strikes three bicyclists, kills one. [KTLA]
Jon Hamm dishes on sitting behind Donald Trump with Zach Galifianakis and laughing very hard during the White House Correspondents' Dinner during Obama's roast of him. PS we're getting married, you guys can come though. [HuffPo]
Two deadly earthquakes strike Lorca, Spain. [KABC]
Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli have broken up. Can't you see my tears? [TMZ]