We don't doubt that Tila Tequila really does have a pill-popping problem because she's cookoo, but we also wouldn't put it past her to make something like that up for a chance to be on "Celebrity Rehab 3" because she's cookoo and a fame whore. [TMZ]
Phil Spector has to be the busiest felon on the cellblock! The convicted murderer has produced his current wife's first album, which has been a work-in-progress for two years, from the comfort of his own cell at Corcoran State Prison. Do we smell a Grammy? [KTLA]
A recent markdown of 50% on iPhones at Wal-Mart (you can now get yourself the most up-to-date version for $97!) has people thinking Apple may be getting ready to release a new model, like the prototype that dimwit engineer accidentally left at a bar last month. [Huffington Post]
Guess who was mysteriously missing from Anderson Cooper's list of famous celebrity cheaters during a Friday night segment? We'll give you a hint: he's a really famous cheater whose scandal was, and still kind of is, in the headlines. Also, he's a CNN personality. [NYPost]
Yikes... How bad were ticket sales for Christina Aguilera's Live Nation summer tour that they decided to pull the plug and scrap it for next year, citing some scheduling conflicts with a movie she's starring in (as if neither she, nor a single one of her many people was aware of such a conflict before they announced a 20-date tour... riiiight)? [NYDailyNews]