Pat Robertson Thinks That The Tornadoes Are Your Fault, But Also That Weed Should Be Legal (And BJ's Are Cool)
Whoever's in charge of adjusting Pat Robertson's medication might want to double-check their calculations, because he's having a John McCain moment, or something. In a
recent interview with the gay liberal communist Muslim paper of record, the
New York Times, Uncle Pat reinforced comments he made earlier on his "700 Club" show, stating,
"I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol," and even that prisons "overcrowded with juvenile offenders [who] could get 10 years for possession of a joint of marijuana" represented a "completely out of control" drug policy.
Hey, that kind of makes sense! Ol' Pattycakes even doubled down on reasonable opinions (sort of) by saying that
oral sex is totally cool and not a sin, as long as it's a sign of love and compassion between two married people. It sounds like Pat just really wants to blow clouds and catch some dome, and I guess we can't be too mad at him for that.
Oh, and in case you were worried that you actually have to start liking Pat Robertson, he also said that the tornadoes that devastated the Midwest over the past few weeks could have been avoided if everyone just prayed more. So, yeah.
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