The 2012 Grammys, Or, The Whitney Houston Tribute That Never Was

Foo Fighters, deadmau5, and every other artist ever of all time

The Grammys must have taken note from my iPod shuffle (j/k I use a ZEN), 'cause this performance was straight up all over the place. We have Chris Brown, who apparently is considered okay again, the caricature known as David Guetta, who is really really just happy to be here, Lil Wayne, who is out of jail, deadmau5, who is just awesome, and the Foo Fighters...? I'd love to sit here and talk about just how awesome it was to see Dave Grohl collide with Joel Zimmerman, but I'm going to talk about David Guetta, cause, I have to. David Guetta is like the guy from Eastern Europe your cousin works with, and had to invite out because he has no friends, and he's really enthusiastic about everything.  You don't really understand a word he is saying, and his whole outfit is by Diesel, but he's really pumped about the song that's playing.  And that song is by Ace of Base. [Photo via]