Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham is so sophisticated and gracious, we sometimes forget that she used to be Posh Spice. What's not so illustrious though is her secret to great skin - the Geisha Facial. It sounds misleadingly classy, as it involves rubbing excrement from nightingales. These birds are found on the Japanese island of Kyushu, and we all know that rubbing bird shit that lives anywhere besides a random island no one has ever heard of is something only a plebian would do. This sounds less like a luxurious facial and more like a sex act you would find out about on Urban Dictionary, but based off Victoria's lustrous glow, it seems to be working.
[Photo via @victoriabeckham]