NYCers with holiday spirit came out this weekend to celebrate SantaCon, the annual Claus convention in which grown adults dress as St. Nick, Elves, Reindeer, Holiday Ninjas, and Santa Palin to hit the bars and sing XXX carols. The day is one big gift. Let's unwrap it...
Certainly not a family affair, Santas are instructed not to "fuck with" children, cops, or security. Would you let your little one sit on this man's lap? I certainly hope not. Macy's reject all the way.
Shocking behavior is not only expected but encouraged and there are plenty of Ho Ho Ho jokes and candy cane euphemisms...
Though no one told Rudolph who just wants to shut it all out.
The toy soldier feels otherwise.
Somebody found themselves standing under the mistletoe.
Along with smoking, tit jokes and make-out sessions, the crux of the event is drinking. Word Santa, word.
Which then leads inevitably to dancing and posing. Jesus in the corner with a Hail Mary.
Santa gets milk and cookies, why shouldn't elves indulge in a burger and fries?
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