"Best 2K I Ever Spent" - Draco Malfoy Moved to Brooklyn, No Sex in the Stacks at Housing Works Gin Mingle!

Housing Works took a break from philanthropically peddling vintage finds to throw their annual Gin Mingle! But it wasn't book worms who came out to play...

There might not have been any quirky antiques for sale on this night, but there were some definite keepers to be found! Think anyone's naughty librarian fantasy was fulfilled?

Attention, Harry Potter Fans: Draco Malfoy has moved to Brooklyn!

These two kept things PG in the stacks...

But only because these sexy librarians meant business!

Meanwhile, this little lady went ahead and got down with her bad self!

And honestly, he came out in search of rare books. Then someone thrust that drink in his hand, and well, you know how these things go...

Luckily all these do-gooders and literature lovers had access to some very affordable psychiatric health professionals. Therapy for a nickel?! I think everyone in New York could use that!

[via Nickydigital]