"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" Nicknames In Your Face At Webster Hall

Girls and Boys Webster Hall is always good for a rollicking time. This time, we felt such warmth toward the revelers that we just had to give them all pet names. They'll thank us later.We love nicknames. Once we had this friend who had really large gums, and we wracked out brains trying to think of a good nickname. We couldn't think of any celebrities with huge gums, nor could we come up with any puns revolving around gums. Then, we had it! Gumby. We called her Gumby. We've been trying to recapture that success every since. Here goes . . .

\ Philippe Petit Jr.

Tiny Dancer.

Nobrow, Eyebrow, and Skinnybrow.

Master and Mistress of the Fan

They're so adorable that we don't even care about nicknames. Look at her fist pump! Look at his lips!

The Muppet Band.

Legs McGee and Jeansy Malone.

Puff Daddy and P. Diddy. Or Lewis and Clark. Or Boutros-Boutros and Gali.

Little Miss Center Of Attention. On the right: Slow Lonny.

Catwoman.

Bo-Bo and Bra-Bra.

Avril Lavigne.

[All photos courtesy of Nicky Digital]