"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Kim And Kris: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told, In 72 Days

A Match Made In K Heaven

[via, via] Sure Kris Humphries was a virtual unknown, but in a creepy, unorchestrated coincidence, he had the same name (and exact spelling) as Kardashian matriach Kris Jenner. [i mean...via] 25-year-old, 6'7", Minnesota native Kris seemed like the perfect (?) match to 31-year-old, 5'2", Hollywood reality superstar Kim.