Kris Blindsided (Humphries, not Jenner)
After Kim released her statement, Kris released his:
"I love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce," Humphries said, "I'm committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents and I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it work."
The covenant? Sounds dark. Is that the ironclad E! contract written by overlord Ryan Seacrest?
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