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University of Maryland

In 2013, Rebecca Martinson (pictured unapologetically to our left), penned the "deranged sorority girl email" heard 'round the world. The executive board member of Delta Gamma apparently had some caps-ridden advice for her sisters which included colorful language we cannot help but hope she copyrighted (see: c*nt punt). The opening line pretty much says it all: "If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride." You can still read the full letter over at Gawker (RIP).

[Photo via @jaykuhhduhh]

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