In 2013, Rebecca Martinson (pictured unapologetically to our left), penned the "deranged sorority girl email" heard 'round the world. The executive board member of Delta Gamma apparently had some caps-ridden advice for her sisters which included colorful language we cannot help but hope she copyrighted (see: c*nt punt). The opening line pretty much says it all: "If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride." You can still read the full letter over at Gawker (RIP).