Low-carb, low-sugar, low-fat, growth hormone and gluten free - blah, blah, blah. With 240 calories and 24 grams of protein per pint, it's like the Ice Cream Gods are forcing us to binge eat Halo Top while watching videos of narcoleptic dogs on Youtube. I mean seriously, twist our arms. In fact, my secret cyber-boyfriend, Shane Snow, challenged himself to a self proclaimed "supermodel diet" of just Halo Top for 10 days and lost 10 pounds. Science.