This person. They're bizarre, hilarious, impossibly cool, and much much more fun than you. If only you too could be so good for a laugh, so great for a story. But alas. Still, throw some holiday love their wild card way with any of the below!
1.
Cocaine and Heroine Salt and Pepper Shakers,
$129
Classic.
2.
Vintage Ball and Chain, Blackman Cruz
$1,500
For the newlyweds?
3.
CJW New York City Scarf,
$250
I'm totally digging all of CJW's scarves - which will add some serious pizzazz to any ensemble.
4.
Perrin Paris Le Carre Cuff,
$2,200
Get cuffed!
5.
Basquiat Skateboard Triptych, MoMA,
$500
Basquiat skateboards. Nuff said.
6.
Creel and Gow Deconstructed Clawed Lobster,
$4,500
Bring their taxidermy collection to the big sea.
7.
Chill Pill Clutch, Sarah's Bag,
$1,050
For your bestie who's had a rough year, remind her to take one.
8.
D.L. & Co. The Hand Candle,
$30
This is for that really hard to shop for sophisticate. Because a giant candle of a black hand is too unusual NOT to appreciate.
9.
Molten Geo Soaprocks, Anthropologie,
$12
Keep their soap dishes filled and glistening.
10.
The Tap a Tune Musical Gloves, Hammecher Schlemmer, $40.
Um, can you say rad? Impress even the hottest Bumble date with your mad pianist skills and be sure that this wild card stays the life of the party.