What's the most disastrous thing you've ever witnessed at a party?
There's this undeclared raging alky we sort of know who gets so shitfaced at every party that everyone is in a permanent state of eye-roll emoji when he's at his usual tricks. We went to this beautiful Christmas party and I had JUST commented to my husband that the tree didn't have cute kiddie ornaments they made in school or tacky Santa shit - it was ENTIRELY Tiffany and Cartier glass designer thousand dollar ornaments and the alky literally was so drunk he smashed into it and the entire thing toppled over shattering all the ornaments. People were screaming and a woman was picking shards out of her hosiery, it was insane.