"One time, I went out for post dinner drinks with some friends. I ended up getting hit on by this large dude who was drinking. I engaged with him because I was bored and sat with him for a little bit as we tossed back a few. It felt really weird because there was a small-framed man sitting next to him totally passed out on the table. Turns out, the passed out guy was Keith fucking Richards, and the guy I was drinking with was his bodyguard."