If you've found yourself in a bit of a dry spell when it comes to how many naked men have been in your apartment recently, don't worry about it. All you have to do to get your fix is walk outside, courtesy of Antony Gormley and his 31 nude sculptures.
The sculptures are scattered all around the city as part of his public art show, "Event Horizon." They'll be braving this whatever kind of weather we're having until August 15th, and have shacked up in places like Madison Square Park and on top of the Flatiron Building. These cast iron studs (that's weird, right? Yeah, withdrawn) were funded by the Madison Square Park Conservancy, and -- dare we say -- we'll go on the record as welcoming any and all nude sculptures that appear throughout the borough. Face it. These guys are welcome in the sandbox now that Mayor Bloomberg made a cameo during a performance of Broadway's "Hair!" Yep, he opened the door.
They're pretty cool when they don't look like they're about to jump, right?
[images via refinery29]